I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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