And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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