I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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