KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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