So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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