I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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