My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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