I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
did you just send me my own nude
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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