3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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