Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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