before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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