Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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