she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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