physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
you inspire me to be a worse person
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
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