I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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