It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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