I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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