He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Randomize