East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I am available for nakedness
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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