at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
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