At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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