On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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