If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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