I smell stomach acid.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Randomize
