god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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