do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
where are you?
Hypothermia
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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