I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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