I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
people are starting to question the shark bite story
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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