I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
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