How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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