Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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