Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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