She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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