a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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