Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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