how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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