SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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