I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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