FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Randomize
