i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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