What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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