your room smells of hookers.
And success
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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