it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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