That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
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