so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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