The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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