Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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