I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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