I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
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