so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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