yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Dicks are not precious.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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