Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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