if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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