I need help removing her.
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
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