What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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