So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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